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Fan Girls, welcome to end game

Sun Feb 4, 2007, 8:57 AM
hello, F-F here, i am of course here to tell you about the scourge of the worlkd that you all know about and all despise, the fan girl, now i personally have one big problem with fan girls, that is the captain jack harkness fan girl. the character jack harkness. he is a kick ass fighter, a hilarious and all round cool guy. he rocks on any possible level. what is the problem? the fact that he is bi-sexual. now i have no problem with this, the fan girls do however. there are two forms of homophobia, that is of being completly intolerant of it and the other, being completly obsessed with it, thinking that if someone is homosexual, all thery do is sleep and make out with those of the same sex as themselves, EARTH TO FANGIRLS, JACK DOES MORE THAN HAVE SEX WITH IANTO! OWEN IS NOT GAY AND NEITHER IS THE DOCTOR! you have all crossed the line! too far mates. but it doesn';tstop at torchwood, oh no, it goes far beyond that, these fan giurls must be stopped and they must be stopped as soon as possible before they kill our favourite shows. now i am not saying that all girls are fan girls, oh no, in fact the fan giurls is only a small percentage of girls,mpost girls are in fact excellent artists and draw the characters as they should be, kicking butt! and also, the fandom virus is not only in the female chromosome, it is also in the male one, causing a fan boy to be born, they are just as bad.

so fan girls or fan boys, if you are reading this, time is up, you will be hunted down, do not think that i am kept only to this site, my organisations stretch far and wide, you all will be taken care of, you will be upgraded to normal, or
you
will
be
DELETED
savvy?
confused eh? well let me put it another way shall i? you're on your last life, you're in bowser castle and a fireball is hurtling towards you, press A and be normal again, or keep the controller in your hand... and be eliminated

now, to all of you normal people, i am sure that you all hate these fans as much, if not more than me, so, i propose i crew, we shall make a crew to the destruction of them, put your name down, and let us build for a new tomorrow, where we can see pictures of jack harkness fighting weevil's, images of shadow attacking sonic, stories about ichigo fighting hollows, about naruto taking down enemies with a single jutsu, not of the shit that fan girls come iup with, of the coolest characters simply making out with someone and never doing something cool, put this code into your sig or journal please:

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>fan girls/ boys beware, i walk the path of your demise

thank you for reading, anyone is welcome to join, help us beat the scourge

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  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: ichirin no hana
  • Reading: sonic the hedgehog, issue 171
  • Watching: seinfeld: bizarro jerry
  • Playing: the legend of zelda: twilight princess
  • Eating: sports candy
  • Drinking: something bubbling... uh oh

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i wonder did it work

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>fan girls/ boys beware, i walk the path of your demise
:iconaura3107:
We can all dream...

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:iconf-f-manic:
our world is full of dreamers, i think we need more doers

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:iconaura3107:
What...doing weird stuff like you just said Jack and Owen do... ???

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(+'.'+) This is Benji. We must
(")_(")help him gain world domination

I am Mark Watson in dA's Celebrities Crew!
:iconf-f-manic:
dude, you're the one who (not saying but certain club) you see all those creepy and messed up stuff, how can you ignore it!

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Ban-Kai is my Rasengan

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:iconaura3107:
Yes but pictures with just flighting are boring....

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(\__/)
(+'.'+) This is Benji. We must
(")_(")help him gain world domination

I am Mark Watson in dA's Celebrities Crew!
:iconf-f-manic:
yeah but pictures making the legendary capt. harkness out as a pussy are even worse, jack rocks, just like all the other jack's. jack shepard, jack bauer and the legendary jack sparrow, fan girls are killing onea the cool guys

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Ban-Kai is my Rasengan

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we are too many! u'll never be albe to delete us! wahahaha! X°DDDD
slash-fan UNITED! > <

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