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Nintendinsults

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Nintendinsults

I’m go’n slap you so hard, you will be a Link to the Past
I’m go’n slap you so hard, you won’t even be good enough for the PS3
I’ll squash you so flat, you’ll be a paper Mario
I’ll slap you so hard, I’ll leave you in a Wiichair
Wii will Wii will rock you
I’m go’n show you why it’s called a nunchuck
I’ll beat the secret rings outta you
You’re gonna be so beat up, not even Ditto’ll be able to transform inta you
Oh I assure you, this is your final fantasy
I’m go’n kick your ass then cram you into a morph ball
I’m go’n slap you til you cry like baby Bowser
Boo
You must be as blind as a Keese
I’m gonna beat you with Four Swords
Gonna run you down with my Mario Kart
I’m gonna shove that spiky blue shell up yo ass
I’m gonna lay inta you like a buncha cucoos
I’ll beat you so bad, you’ll be as unrecognisable as Sheik
I’m gonna crush you like a dual screen
I’m gonna bend you over and make you my DS
I’m gonna leave you in Trauma Centre
I’m all into these console jokes, I mean look at the PS3
I’ll beat you so hard, not even Phoenix will represent you
You ain’t seen a Wiinjury yet!
Allow me to give you my Second Opinion
I’m not go’n hurt you, ma friends are gonna hurt you, they’re Elite Beat Agents
Forget Red Steel, I’m gonna leave you with a Red Face
Oh yeah, I am the Mega Man
You Wiikling
I’m gonna crush you so small, not even a Mega Mushroom gonna make you big
You hearda the DS and the DS Lite, well then I’m done with you, you’re gonna be the DS Ow!
Allow me to give you an early release of Project H.A.M.M.E.R.
I got a black belt from the Smash Bros. Dojo!
I’ll punch you so hard, you’ll be able to say you had a Starfox
After this, you go’n need to go see Doctor Mario
Get ready for a critical hit
I’m go’n put your HP into the minus numbers
Your HP’s gonna go down so fast, it ain’ even gonna get to red
I’m Samus, you’re Master Chief, guess who’s gonna win
You better have plenty of Phoenix Down with you
After this, a potion isn’t even gonna restore twenty of your HP
Beware the nintendog
You, me, Custom Robo Arena, now
OK monkey boy, I’m gonna hit you so hard, you won’t even need to touch  to roll
You better be Pokémon dashin
When you get to the zebra crossin, you stop, you better not stop at the Animal Crossin
I’ll slap you so hard, you’ll wake up in the next Harvest Moon
Your Children of Mana are gonna be cryin tonight
Not even an egg layin dinosaur will save you now
If Yoshi wants to eat you, he’ll have to lay nine eggs
I’m gonna hit you, til yo rendered like a Sony
Hey, hey, how do you get Pikachu on a bus…
Do me a favour and run, I like to make this sporting, I am a Metroid Prime Hunter
I’ll slap you so hard, not even the Phantom Hourglass will tell you the time
I’m gonna slap that red plumbers hat off yo head
No,  this isn’t my Wii Zapper
I’m gonna play Donkey Konga with your head
I only got one Question, would you like to save?
Hey, Listen
Yeah, lets see if Cloud’s better than me
I’m gonna leave you with more bruises than there are Pokémon
I’m gonna beat you til you’re black and Snubububull
Im the moon… the Nintendo moon…
I’m gonna hit you so hard, you won’t even know what castle the princess isn’t in
You ready to Smash Bros. Brawl
After I’m through with you, you not gonna need an Ocarina of Time, you gonna need an Ocarina of Oh God Someone Save Me!
Look! Your face is evolving… it  evolved into a busted Jaw!
PIIIIIIIIKKKKKAAAAAACCHHHUUUUUU!!!!
Ha ha, no fairy in a bottle
Look we out of nintendeas… go home
Here are some Nintendo themed insults that me and Mini concocted during politics class and beyond, so go out into the world Nintendo fans and use them at your own discretion
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I've got one:

My last pushover screamed REEEEEEEAL GOOD before he cried.

(Pigma from Star Fox 64)